WEBVTT 00:00:05.589 --> 00:00:07.633 Mosfilm 00:00:40.607 --> 00:00:42.234 - Watch it! - Cut! 00:00:42.943 --> 00:00:44.278 Cut! 00:00:44.570 --> 00:00:47.281 What do you want, comrade? 00:00:47.865 --> 00:00:49.992 - Wha..? - What do you want? 00:00:50.868 --> 00:00:53.579 - Afonya. - Who's Afonya? 00:00:54.163 --> 00:00:55.831 Borschov. I've been waiting for him for 2 hours! 00:01:04.256 --> 00:01:05.591 Plow the land I will! 00:01:07.259 --> 00:01:09.720 Till the land I will! 00:01:12.139 --> 00:01:13.932 CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE 00:01:21.440 --> 00:01:24.318 Siphon block broke down. No end of hassle now! 00:01:27.571 --> 00:01:30.908 Have to get my pay before 15.00. It's a quarter to. 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:34.953 Borschov! I'll add up sewage maintenance for you! 00:01:35.579 --> 00:01:38.207 Sure thing. I'm in no mood to beaver away for free. 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:41.335 And the fountain! 00:01:41.794 --> 00:01:44.546 - Haven't got one. - What about matches? 00:01:45.130 --> 00:01:46.924 - I don't smoke. - Too bad for you. 00:01:47.299 --> 00:01:50.844 - One kick less. - Borschov! 00:01:55.307 --> 00:01:58.685 - Do you have a conscience? - I've loads of conscience. 00:01:59.269 --> 00:02:00.604 Time is what I don't have. 00:02:01.522 --> 00:02:04.316 AFONYA 00:02:07.644 --> 00:02:10.647 Starring Leonid Kuravlev 00:02:11.573 --> 00:02:12.908 Cast: 00:02:14.393 --> 00:02:17.271 Katya - Yevgenia Simonova 00:02:18.405 --> 00:02:21.241 Kolya - Yevgeny Leonov 00:02:22.017 --> 00:02:25.020 Fidget - Savely Kramarov 00:02:30.751 --> 00:02:33.712 Elena - Nina Maslova 00:02:34.446 --> 00:02:37.491 Fedul - Borislav Brondukov 00:03:59.264 --> 00:04:02.017 BUILDING ADMINISTRATION: UTILITIES MANAGEMENT No2 00:04:03.435 --> 00:04:05.312 CASHIER DESK 00:04:06.480 --> 00:04:09.066 Borschov! Come back after 16.00. 00:04:09.316 --> 00:04:11.568 Milya Christoforovna, please! 00:04:11.860 --> 00:04:15.030 Need to take him for an injection. He sticks with me like an orphan. 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:17.366 - What orphan? - My nephew. 00:04:17.699 --> 00:04:20.994 They sent him here from the village for medical treatment. 00:04:21.328 --> 00:04:23.288 - What's with him? - Don't know. 00:04:23.622 --> 00:04:26.750 Nobody knows. The poor little dot can't stop shaking. 00:04:30.295 --> 00:04:31.630 There he is! 00:04:32.089 --> 00:04:33.424 Fedulov! 00:04:34.716 --> 00:04:36.135 Fedulov! 00:04:36.760 --> 00:04:38.929 - She spotted me. What'd ya want? - Get back to work! 00:04:40.973 --> 00:04:42.891 Doesn't he have a legal lunch break? 00:04:43.851 --> 00:04:45.936 He's been on lunch break since 10 a.m.! 00:04:46.311 --> 00:04:50.566 - Get back to work this very minute! - Told ya we'd better go to 'Daisy'. 00:04:50.858 --> 00:04:52.192 Coming! 00:04:57.489 --> 00:05:01.076 A Georgy Danelia film. 00:05:07.916 --> 00:05:09.251 This table free? 00:05:11.170 --> 00:05:12.504 Gee, it's damn hot. 00:05:21.013 --> 00:05:22.347 That roach? 00:05:23.474 --> 00:05:24.808 Caspian. 00:05:25.976 --> 00:05:27.936 Fresh? 00:05:33.108 --> 00:05:34.443 Be my guest. 00:05:46.622 --> 00:05:47.956 Gimme yours. 00:05:48.415 --> 00:05:49.917 - I can't. - Why not? 00:05:50.584 --> 00:05:52.961 I'm allergic to it. It's a health problem. 00:05:53.504 --> 00:05:55.047 - I get skin rash. - 10 grams. 00:05:55.214 --> 00:05:56.965 - I can't! - One drop? 00:05:57.091 --> 00:06:00.010 - I said I can't! - Half a drop. 00:06:00.219 --> 00:06:01.553 For the smell of it. 00:06:02.638 --> 00:06:05.182 Right into the snowstorm 00:06:05.516 --> 00:06:08.560 We will daringly dash! 00:06:24.326 --> 00:06:26.537 And onward we will drive our sleigh... 00:06:28.372 --> 00:06:30.707 You happy with your life? 00:06:31.792 --> 00:06:33.710 Can't blame it. 00:06:34.253 --> 00:06:35.587 What about yourself? 00:06:37.339 --> 00:06:39.133 - Na. - Too bad. 00:06:41.135 --> 00:06:42.469 Why? 00:06:42.970 --> 00:06:46.473 I take a philosophical approach to it. 00:06:48.267 --> 00:06:51.395 Philosophically I'm not too happy with it either. 00:06:52.688 --> 00:06:57.234 White geese paddled to Marusya... 00:06:58.736 --> 00:07:00.779 Shoo, geese! Fly on... 00:07:01.613 --> 00:07:03.574 Dig this! 00:07:07.161 --> 00:07:08.495 BORSCHOV - PLUMBING MECHANIC 00:07:08.704 --> 00:07:10.330 I've been hanging here into my second week. 00:07:19.173 --> 00:07:20.507 Come on in! 00:07:21.008 --> 00:07:23.177 How about playing some good old dominoes? 00:07:31.143 --> 00:07:32.478 Where do you think you're going? 00:07:33.854 --> 00:07:35.189 Gonna wipe my feet. 00:07:35.731 --> 00:07:37.065 No need to! 00:07:39.651 --> 00:07:42.029 Hello there. I'm Kolya. 00:07:44.323 --> 00:07:45.699 Who's that? 00:07:47.993 --> 00:07:50.412 Meet my friend Kolya. 00:07:51.914 --> 00:07:53.373 I'm asking you: who is that? 00:07:57.169 --> 00:07:58.670 What is your surname? 00:08:03.592 --> 00:08:06.011 - I forgot. - You have to remember. 00:08:13.310 --> 00:08:15.187 - I can't. - See how you end up? 00:08:16.146 --> 00:08:18.440 You bring home god knows who. 00:08:18.899 --> 00:08:20.651 What if he's an easy rider? 00:08:25.155 --> 00:08:27.825 Or a wanted criminal? 00:08:28.075 --> 00:08:29.827 Did you check his papers? 00:08:31.954 --> 00:08:33.288 Mister! 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:35.791 I want to see your passport. 00:08:44.174 --> 00:08:47.094 Borschov, I've been waiting for you for 3 hours. 00:08:47.761 --> 00:08:49.555 You've been hanging around hell knows where. 00:08:55.519 --> 00:08:56.854 Scam! 00:09:00.178 --> 00:09:01.512 What now... 00:09:04.608 --> 00:09:05.984 Kolya's gone... 00:09:06.652 --> 00:09:07.986 God! 00:09:15.726 --> 00:09:17.061 Alcoholic. 00:09:17.095 --> 00:09:18.638 What's wrong with downing a shot on pay day! 00:09:18.846 --> 00:09:20.306 Pay day my ass! 00:09:24.310 --> 00:09:26.729 I bought you perfume. 00:09:27.021 --> 00:09:28.356 'Moscow'. 00:09:35.572 --> 00:09:36.906 Not there. 00:09:42.328 --> 00:09:44.873 I clearly remember buying it. 00:09:45.164 --> 00:09:47.375 You drank it up. With Kolya. 00:09:48.510 --> 00:09:50.762 You've ruined my life, Borschov! 00:09:51.179 --> 00:09:54.391 - Here we go again... - Yes... Yes... 00:09:55.266 --> 00:09:57.185 'Here we go again'. 00:09:57.852 --> 00:09:59.854 I've wasted 2 years of my life on you. 00:10:00.313 --> 00:10:04.275 Thought we'd get married and live like all normal people do. 00:10:04.567 --> 00:10:07.529 I... Hiccup, hiccup, 00:10:07.946 --> 00:10:10.532 for Fedot you stick up, then jump on to Jacob, 00:10:10.990 --> 00:10:12.992 then on to Mike, then to anyone you like. 00:10:14.703 --> 00:10:17.580 You are a bastard, Borschov. 00:10:20.458 --> 00:10:21.793 Bastard. 00:10:23.503 --> 00:10:24.838 Get back here! 00:10:25.463 --> 00:10:26.798 I said, get back here! 00:10:54.492 --> 00:10:55.827 She thought..! 00:11:18.308 --> 00:11:20.185 - What's the next stop? - 'Profsoyuznaya'. 00:11:27.400 --> 00:11:28.735 Belikov. 00:11:29.736 --> 00:11:31.863 Feel my forehead. Am I running a fever? 00:11:34.741 --> 00:11:36.076 It's room temperature. 00:11:36.951 --> 00:11:39.579 Murad, you feel it. 00:11:41.873 --> 00:11:44.959 You need to cut down on your drinking. My uncle Abdullah is 76. 00:11:45.377 --> 00:11:48.296 Last year he won 3rd class in chess. 00:11:49.172 --> 00:11:51.383 What do I care about this Abdullah of yours. 00:11:55.136 --> 00:11:57.681 Say, uncle Pasha, can I borrow 5 rubles until payday? 00:11:59.265 --> 00:12:00.892 They paid out the wage advance only yesterday. 00:12:03.269 --> 00:12:05.021 - Need to run to the polyclinic. - No way. 00:12:05.271 --> 00:12:06.606 Cm'on, I quit. 00:12:07.565 --> 00:12:08.900 Hey everyone! 00:12:09.192 --> 00:12:13.697 We've a group of technical school apprentices here! 00:12:14.155 --> 00:12:16.533 Come in, feel yourselves at home. 00:12:16.783 --> 00:12:19.077 But don't forget you're visiting. 00:12:19.411 --> 00:12:21.454 Oh, it's only Borschov. 00:12:22.580 --> 00:12:24.332 The rest are nice people basically. 00:12:25.709 --> 00:12:27.836 I'll allocate you to your sections, 00:12:28.545 --> 00:12:32.966 and our mechanics will show what you theoretically know. 00:12:33.591 --> 00:12:34.926 Not a bad rhyme. 00:12:35.260 --> 00:12:37.345 Avdeyev and Buryak. 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:39.514 Your tutor will be Belikov. 00:12:40.098 --> 00:12:41.433 He'll teach you to lose wrenches. 00:12:41.808 --> 00:12:47.480 God! Rakhimov takes Kim, Krivonos and Bubnov. 00:12:48.690 --> 00:12:54.154 Uncle Pasha Shevchenko takes Vasilyev, Ivanov and Sedin. 00:12:55.572 --> 00:12:57.115 Hello. 00:12:57.741 --> 00:12:59.868 - Well, good luck! - The hell with it! 00:13:01.453 --> 00:13:03.246 Well, get to know each other better. 00:13:04.497 --> 00:13:06.041 Where're my guys? 00:13:06.708 --> 00:13:08.585 Guys. Not so fast! 00:13:10.045 --> 00:13:11.379 Don't get to know each other better! 00:13:11.838 --> 00:13:13.673 Lyudmila Ivanovna, and what about me? 00:13:14.007 --> 00:13:17.385 - What about you? - Any students for me? 00:13:18.386 --> 00:13:20.555 No students left. They ran out. 00:13:21.765 --> 00:13:23.266 What'd you mean, ran out? 00:13:25.852 --> 00:13:28.980 There's 8 of them. Makes 2 for each of us. 00:13:29.564 --> 00:13:31.649 - That's not what I think. - Why? 00:13:32.359 --> 00:13:33.693 Because. 00:13:36.154 --> 00:13:40.784 Sure, if a person went wrong once, - he's in for a life-long thrashing. 00:13:41.618 --> 00:13:45.330 You work your guts out - and you don't get no students. 00:13:46.956 --> 00:13:49.209 Lyudmila Ivanovna... 00:13:50.168 --> 00:13:52.295 I've been Lyudmila Ivanovna for 40 years now. So? 00:13:54.047 --> 00:13:56.508 All right. No students it shall be. 00:13:57.133 --> 00:13:59.177 - But what matters is the truth. - What truth? 00:14:00.387 --> 00:14:02.722 Look at yourself in the mirror! 00:14:03.223 --> 00:14:07.018 40 years!.. No one will ever give you more than 26! 00:14:19.614 --> 00:14:21.116 You two beer fans? 00:14:22.075 --> 00:14:23.410 When it gets hot. 00:14:25.537 --> 00:14:27.122 Heat or no heat - 00:14:27.956 --> 00:14:31.334 don't even think about it at work! 1 big, 2 small. 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:34.671 My apprentice students. 00:14:36.673 --> 00:14:38.008 Boy, it's hot! 00:14:38.383 --> 00:14:39.718 Borschov! 00:14:41.052 --> 00:14:44.514 You still here?! There's been an accident. They called 3 times! 00:14:45.473 --> 00:14:47.684 Albert Petrovich! How's it going? 00:14:47.976 --> 00:14:49.561 Can't blame it. 00:14:49.769 --> 00:14:53.440 They've forced these students on me here. Have to teach'em. 00:14:58.611 --> 00:14:59.946 Stop! This way. 00:15:02.240 --> 00:15:03.575 What's this here? 00:15:04.701 --> 00:15:07.287 - A tap. - I can see that. What kind? 00:15:07.620 --> 00:15:11.332 - It's to water. - Good. It's a watering tap! 00:15:11.875 --> 00:15:13.752 And what comes out of this tap? 00:15:14.711 --> 00:15:16.588 - Water. - Sure as hell it's not beer. 00:15:16.963 --> 00:15:18.965 A spurt of water as thin as a match 00:15:19.299 --> 00:15:22.552 ends up in a leakage of 200 liters a day. 00:15:23.595 --> 00:15:25.096 Comrade mechanic! 00:15:25.388 --> 00:15:28.266 - Over here! The 9th floor! - On my way! 00:15:29.267 --> 00:15:32.312 Wait a second, Afanasy Nikolayevich. I'll wind the tap closed. 00:15:32.854 --> 00:15:34.731 Wait! This is Belikov's sector. 00:15:35.106 --> 00:15:37.901 He's got his own students. Cm'on! 00:15:47.035 --> 00:15:50.580 Semyon! Start the elevator! Need to get to the 9th floor! 00:15:51.039 --> 00:15:53.291 Can't do that. Come back after lunch. 00:15:55.085 --> 00:15:57.587 Outrageous! He's been fixing it for 3 days. 00:15:58.421 --> 00:16:00.298 Right, we'll come back after lunch. 00:16:01.966 --> 00:16:05.303 Afanasy Nikolayevich, water's flooding the apartment up there. 00:16:07.180 --> 00:16:10.892 - Wrench! - I only twisted it slightly, and... 00:16:11.393 --> 00:16:13.520 'Twisted it'! Wrench! Hurry up! 00:16:13.687 --> 00:16:15.355 Give him the wrench! 00:16:15.897 --> 00:16:18.400 All I needed is this pain in the ass. 00:16:18.817 --> 00:16:21.152 Where do you work anyways, Archimedes? 00:16:21.486 --> 00:16:23.488 In the planetarium. 00:16:23.780 --> 00:16:27.117 What if I'd tried to twist one of your microscopes? 00:16:27.283 --> 00:16:29.869 - A catastrophe. - See what I mean? Cm'on, wiseguys. 00:16:30.787 --> 00:16:32.956 Well, grandpa, I turned off your water main. 00:16:33.832 --> 00:16:35.625 And don't you attempt to open the main tap. 00:16:36.835 --> 00:16:38.378 When'll you open it? 00:16:39.045 --> 00:16:42.382 Hell knows. There're no 'o' rings at the warehouse. 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:44.968 - What am I supposed to do? - Think! 00:16:45.802 --> 00:16:48.263 You're an astronomer, aren't you? 00:16:48.513 --> 00:16:51.433 - Maybe you could get one someplace? - Where would I get it? 00:16:51.641 --> 00:16:54.936 - I'm no Magic Gold Fish. - I'll be much obliged. 00:16:58.565 --> 00:17:00.442 Get me my magic case, Vova. 00:17:01.735 --> 00:17:03.820 Think I had something like that in store. Just one. 00:17:04.195 --> 00:17:05.697 My own personal one. 00:17:06.531 --> 00:17:10.452 Cost me 2.80. It's made in Japan. 00:17:11.786 --> 00:17:13.121 There. 00:17:14.789 --> 00:17:16.583 - Sly dog! - Who, me? 00:17:17.250 --> 00:17:19.461 3 cabbage soups, 3 beef fillets. 00:17:19.711 --> 00:17:22.047 We'd rather like milk soup and potato cutlets. 00:17:22.714 --> 00:17:24.049 You talk too much. 00:17:25.258 --> 00:17:26.593 3 compotes too. 00:17:28.261 --> 00:17:29.679 Well hey there! 00:17:30.764 --> 00:17:33.808 - You work here now? - 81 kopecks. 00:17:36.811 --> 00:17:38.313 These are on me. 00:17:39.731 --> 00:17:41.816 Them my students. 00:17:43.318 --> 00:17:44.652 Hello. 00:17:47.030 --> 00:17:48.531 It'll be 2 rubles 43 kopecks. 00:17:50.825 --> 00:17:53.620 Why aren't you a foreman yet? They won't make you? 00:17:57.916 --> 00:18:01.836 Who, me? They offered me a thousand times. But what do I need it for? 00:18:03.838 --> 00:18:05.965 Your ambitions are completely atrophied. 00:18:06.466 --> 00:18:08.385 - Wha..? - You've no urge to become famous. 00:18:09.636 --> 00:18:11.388 How can a foreman be famous? 00:18:12.597 --> 00:18:14.683 He's no cosmonaut or hockey player. 00:18:15.183 --> 00:18:17.686 A foreman has heaps of work and a fixed salary. 00:18:18.853 --> 00:18:20.605 Whereas I'm paid piece rate. 00:18:21.189 --> 00:18:23.108 - Plus overwork. - Plus tips. 00:18:24.734 --> 00:18:27.112 Archimedes! He can use his brains alright. 00:18:29.781 --> 00:18:31.116 Here's for the movie tickets. 00:18:33.827 --> 00:18:35.161 Thanks. 00:18:37.288 --> 00:18:40.208 No thanks. And I'll give you back 3 kopecks tomorrow. 00:18:43.545 --> 00:18:45.922 - You so rich, eh? - Can't say we're poor. 00:18:46.548 --> 00:18:48.008 You think I'm poor? 00:18:50.510 --> 00:18:53.096 - I let them go. - What'd you mean, you let them go? 00:18:53.888 --> 00:18:57.225 They learned fast. Clever guys. 00:19:00.020 --> 00:19:01.855 Borschov, wait! 00:19:02.313 --> 00:19:04.607 - Do you realize you... - Hello. 00:19:05.442 --> 00:19:08.236 - Hello. - Hello. 00:19:09.320 --> 00:19:11.448 - You never get tired of joking. - Who's joking? 00:19:11.656 --> 00:19:14.951 Why do you hang around here? I let you go, so off you go. 00:19:15.118 --> 00:19:17.912 We ask to be transferred to another specialist. 00:19:18.246 --> 00:19:19.914 We refuse to work with Borschov. 00:19:20.248 --> 00:19:22.751 - Why? - It's a matter of principle. 00:19:23.668 --> 00:19:27.088 Principle my ass! It is I who refuse to work with you! 00:19:27.380 --> 00:19:30.383 What do I need you for? Same salary, and an extra pain in my ass. 00:19:41.394 --> 00:19:42.729 Afanasy! 00:19:49.412 --> 00:19:50.746 Hey there! 00:19:57.086 --> 00:19:59.338 - Can I stay with you? - What? 00:20:01.257 --> 00:20:03.926 It's only for a while. She threw me out. 00:20:05.303 --> 00:20:06.637 Be my guest. 00:20:06.804 --> 00:20:08.723 Gave me one bed set. 00:20:08.973 --> 00:20:11.893 Said I could come for the second one after she picks it from the laundry. 00:20:12.226 --> 00:20:14.604 I rented this folding bed. 00:20:16.439 --> 00:20:19.233 Afanasy! Do you have macaroni? 00:20:20.109 --> 00:20:21.569 - Macaroni. - No. 00:20:22.361 --> 00:20:24.947 I bought 3 packs. Highest quality. 00:20:26.574 --> 00:20:29.076 - Step inside. - Afanasy, do you snore? 00:20:29.744 --> 00:20:31.078 I don't know. 00:20:33.789 --> 00:20:36.292 Well I do! But it's no big deal. 00:20:36.792 --> 00:20:39.670 You go ahead and punch me on the side. 00:20:40.004 --> 00:20:41.339 Gotcha. 00:20:46.761 --> 00:20:48.095 So I moved in. 00:20:50.723 --> 00:20:52.725 - Don't we have a TV-set? - Nope. 00:20:52.975 --> 00:20:55.269 Why don't we rent one? They're cheap. 00:20:55.603 --> 00:20:56.938 Go ahead and do that. 00:20:57.730 --> 00:21:00.107 - Where'd I put it? - What're you looking for? 00:21:00.650 --> 00:21:02.777 - My necktie. - I'll give you mine. 00:21:03.152 --> 00:21:06.113 Claudia brought it from Sochi. It's nice looking. 00:21:07.782 --> 00:21:10.827 Where is... There it is! Lay there calm and quiet. 00:21:13.496 --> 00:21:16.332 Mount Ahun. Against the setting Sun. 00:21:16.999 --> 00:21:20.711 Here, Afanasy, wear it. 00:21:21.295 --> 00:21:23.464 No, thanks. 00:21:26.592 --> 00:21:27.927 Afanasy. 00:21:29.011 --> 00:21:32.181 Don't worry, I won't be staying long. 00:21:32.807 --> 00:21:35.309 Soon as Mikhalych comes back from vacation, I'll move to his place. 00:21:35.810 --> 00:21:37.687 You from the telephone station? 00:21:39.856 --> 00:21:42.692 - No. - You're Vasya from the 3rd construction company! 00:21:43.442 --> 00:21:45.319 - Right? - No. 00:21:46.279 --> 00:21:48.531 I'm Kolya, a plasterer. 00:21:49.323 --> 00:21:51.909 You're the guy from Assol cafe last night? 00:21:53.578 --> 00:21:55.955 - That's me. - I thought I saw you before. 00:21:56.330 --> 00:21:58.875 - Why didn't you say so? Hello! - Hello. 00:22:02.503 --> 00:22:03.838 So it's a housewarming then? 00:22:05.047 --> 00:22:07.049 Draw! One of us will have to go get the booze. 00:22:07.216 --> 00:22:09.427 - Oh, no! - Why not? 00:22:11.804 --> 00:22:13.764 I've got... allergy. 00:22:14.098 --> 00:22:15.433 What?! 00:22:15.683 --> 00:22:18.686 Allergy. There, this one? 00:22:19.604 --> 00:22:20.938 That's the one. 00:22:23.357 --> 00:22:27.403 All right then. You make yourself at home, and I'm off to a meeting. 00:22:39.874 --> 00:22:41.209 Oh, it's you? 00:22:42.376 --> 00:22:45.713 Hey. I was passing by and I thought I'd drop by. 00:22:46.589 --> 00:22:49.258 Well, you go on and head your way. 00:23:03.523 --> 00:23:04.857 How can I help you? 00:23:07.360 --> 00:23:10.655 Sorry, wrong address. 00:23:15.618 --> 00:23:17.829 CLEANING DAY 00:23:22.166 --> 00:23:23.501 Trofimych! 00:23:24.502 --> 00:23:26.796 - Where's Fedul? - On lunch break. 00:23:27.755 --> 00:23:31.425 Don't you ever have lunch? You're like some camel. 00:23:32.677 --> 00:23:34.011 Camel yourself. 00:23:38.141 --> 00:23:40.017 I need to talk to Sima Petrovna. 00:23:40.560 --> 00:23:43.020 Where is she? Leopold here. 00:23:44.355 --> 00:23:46.440 Got married? Long ago? 00:24:12.758 --> 00:24:14.093 May I? 00:24:16.137 --> 00:24:17.889 The lady's engaged, dude. 00:24:22.477 --> 00:24:24.645 - What is your name? - Claire. 00:24:25.062 --> 00:24:26.981 - I'm Carl. - Dude! 00:24:27.732 --> 00:24:30.776 On this one it's dames that ask men to dance. 00:24:33.029 --> 00:24:35.031 What about yourself? Are you a dame? 00:24:35.531 --> 00:24:38.117 And that is strictly my personal business. 00:24:39.535 --> 00:24:41.287 You're no dame, you're an asshole. 00:24:42.622 --> 00:24:43.956 What? 00:24:45.041 --> 00:24:47.877 It's wonderful weather, don't you think? 00:24:49.253 --> 00:24:51.589 All right, we'll talk later. 00:24:59.013 --> 00:25:00.515 Cockroach's tit! 00:25:03.267 --> 00:25:05.478 Young lady! Do they have a cafeteria here? 00:25:07.522 --> 00:25:08.856 I don't know. 00:25:17.907 --> 00:25:20.034 May I ask you for a dance? 00:25:20.701 --> 00:25:22.662 - Me? - Yes. 00:25:23.621 --> 00:25:24.956 You may. 00:25:29.544 --> 00:25:31.504 Looks like they don't have a cafeteria. 00:25:32.755 --> 00:25:34.924 I don't know. I'm here for the first time. 00:25:35.424 --> 00:25:37.802 I've arranged to come here with my girlfriend, Pasha Stroganova, 00:25:38.094 --> 00:25:41.097 paramedic from ward 3. But she couldn't make it. 00:25:49.397 --> 00:25:50.731 Good heavens! 00:25:52.441 --> 00:25:54.318 There's our TU committee chairman! 00:25:57.321 --> 00:26:00.074 Now I will have to dance with him all night! 00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:04.579 Sorry, pal. 00:26:12.336 --> 00:26:14.505 - May I? - Already taken, dude. 00:26:15.339 --> 00:26:17.592 Ladies ask men. 00:26:33.357 --> 00:26:34.692 One minute. 00:26:45.661 --> 00:26:49.457 Soon I'll be old and grey-haired, - 00:26:49.832 --> 00:26:53.419 Time to retire and write memoirs... 00:27:01.385 --> 00:27:03.971 This is a hot dance. 00:27:21.072 --> 00:27:22.406 That's him. 00:27:30.248 --> 00:27:34.085 We can relax, have some tea, listen to the radio. 00:27:34.877 --> 00:27:36.629 The program for those who do not sleep. 00:27:37.296 --> 00:27:39.298 - What's your name? - Lyudmila. 00:27:41.342 --> 00:27:43.094 Well, I happen to be Ruslan. 00:27:43.678 --> 00:27:48.683 Holy baloney! I forgot to call our HR manager. 00:27:55.523 --> 00:27:56.858 I won't take a minute. 00:27:59.777 --> 00:28:02.321 Ruslanych! I've a plasterer staying at my place. 00:28:02.738 --> 00:28:06.159 Tell him to grab his pillow and mattress and go into the bathroom. 00:28:06.659 --> 00:28:07.994 Thanks. 00:28:10.163 --> 00:28:11.497 Excuse me. 00:28:13.541 --> 00:28:15.418 Hey, mister, can I have you for a chat? 00:28:16.002 --> 00:28:17.336 Working hours over. 00:28:17.962 --> 00:28:20.965 - Chicken, eh? - Who, me? 00:28:22.341 --> 00:28:24.051 - Scared of you? - Cm'on then? 00:28:24.635 --> 00:28:25.970 Cm'on. 00:28:30.349 --> 00:28:32.101 So who's an 'asshole'? 00:29:10.014 --> 00:29:11.349 They let you out? 00:29:12.391 --> 00:29:14.977 Hazel-eyes! What re you doing here? 00:29:16.521 --> 00:29:18.314 - I thought... - You thought what? 00:29:19.398 --> 00:29:21.984 - I was worried. - Worried? Are you a street cleaner? 00:29:22.860 --> 00:29:25.112 - Why? - Why'd you have to call the police? 00:29:26.239 --> 00:29:30.535 Now they'll report me to my boss. All right, bye now. 00:29:34.580 --> 00:29:36.165 I'm really sorry! 00:29:39.001 --> 00:29:41.420 - Where'd you live? - Old city. 00:29:42.630 --> 00:29:45.466 Old city. How will you get home? 00:29:45.758 --> 00:29:47.468 Buses don't run at this time of night. 00:29:56.561 --> 00:29:57.895 Boiled water. 00:29:59.689 --> 00:30:01.023 Spoon. 00:30:06.487 --> 00:30:07.822 Tea. 00:30:09.615 --> 00:30:10.950 Sugar? 00:30:13.035 --> 00:30:14.370 Sugar. 00:30:17.290 --> 00:30:20.793 Drink it, or you'll catch pneumonia. 00:30:29.635 --> 00:30:31.220 What's your name, hazel-eyes? 00:30:32.054 --> 00:30:33.389 Katya. 00:30:34.724 --> 00:30:36.225 I'm Dormidont. 00:30:37.143 --> 00:30:40.897 - Yevlampiyevich. - No you're not. You're Afanasy. 00:30:41.981 --> 00:30:44.317 The country knows its heroes by name! 00:30:45.026 --> 00:30:46.694 How do you know me? 00:30:49.197 --> 00:30:52.783 You played volleyball with my brother. Snegirev. Remember him? 00:30:54.535 --> 00:30:57.663 - The dark haired lad? - No, he's got brown hair. 00:30:58.831 --> 00:31:00.666 He was in the reserve team. 00:31:02.084 --> 00:31:05.046 Don't know anyone from the reserve. 00:31:06.589 --> 00:31:10.343 He moved to Irkutsk. Got married. Has 3 kids. 00:31:10.927 --> 00:31:13.596 Good for him. Blimey! It's past 2.00. 00:31:14.889 --> 00:31:16.766 Gotta go grab some sleep. 00:31:19.268 --> 00:31:21.938 You can sleep in the room, and I'll stay here. 00:31:23.105 --> 00:31:26.859 - I'll bring the folding bed. - Oh no, I'll go home. 00:31:28.152 --> 00:31:30.071 The rain's over. Almost. 00:31:34.325 --> 00:31:37.537 - I'd see you home, but... - Oh no, no need to. 00:31:38.538 --> 00:31:40.498 As you like. Chao. 00:31:41.082 --> 00:31:43.125 I'll give you a ring. Sometime. 00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:43.227 - What? What time is it? - Wakey, wakey, company! 00:32:46.647 --> 00:32:47.982 Sit. 00:32:48.774 --> 00:32:50.109 Eat. 00:32:54.906 --> 00:32:57.325 Did you hit the door jamb or something? 00:32:57.700 --> 00:32:59.285 No. It was an airplane. 00:32:59.952 --> 00:33:01.287 What airplane? 00:33:01.537 --> 00:33:02.872 TU-134. 00:33:04.040 --> 00:33:07.752 It was landing, I got a bit absent there, and - bang! 00:33:10.713 --> 00:33:15.259 My Volodya used to have a haircut exactly like yours. 00:33:16.511 --> 00:33:18.805 He comes back - I'll have to keep an eye on him. 00:33:19.096 --> 00:33:21.307 - So you have kids? - Two. 00:33:21.849 --> 00:33:24.894 Volodya and Lena, my girl. 00:33:26.145 --> 00:33:28.022 We need to buy a third fork. 00:33:28.272 --> 00:33:31.776 - Go ahead. - You have to get married, Afanasy. 00:33:32.235 --> 00:33:34.904 What ever for? So I get thrown out of my house like you? 00:33:38.783 --> 00:33:40.952 Don't generalize. 00:33:43.913 --> 00:33:46.582 Mine is an individual separate case. 00:33:48.334 --> 00:33:50.044 A family is a cell that forms a society, 00:33:51.671 --> 00:33:53.214 It is the foundation of a state. 00:34:01.639 --> 00:34:02.974 Hello! 00:34:05.810 --> 00:34:08.604 Hey there, hazel-eyes! How're you doing? 00:34:09.147 --> 00:34:11.149 - I'm fine. - That's my girl! Keep it up! 00:34:14.026 --> 00:34:16.237 Wait! What're you doing here? 00:34:19.949 --> 00:34:21.284 Afanasy. 00:34:22.869 --> 00:34:26.038 I work as an ambulance nurse. 00:34:27.623 --> 00:34:29.917 Where I work - they were distributing circus tickets. 00:34:30.626 --> 00:34:33.629 They have Himalayan bears riding bicycles. 00:34:35.298 --> 00:34:38.551 I took 2 tickets. Want to come? 00:34:38.926 --> 00:34:40.761 - When? - Tonight. 00:34:41.095 --> 00:34:43.598 Tonight I can't. Have to get ready for the world politics class. 00:34:44.140 --> 00:34:46.017 I'm conducting the politics class tomorrow. 00:34:48.352 --> 00:34:50.771 What's your number? 00:34:51.314 --> 00:34:52.648 03? 00:34:54.484 --> 00:34:56.360 No. Ours is a different number. 00:34:56.819 --> 00:34:59.405 50-50-2. Write it down. 00:34:59.697 --> 00:35:02.950 I'll remember. 50 - that's one shot of Vodka, one more shot, and 2. 00:35:03.201 --> 00:35:05.953 - Still I'll write it down for you. - Whatever. 00:35:06.621 --> 00:35:08.789 Such is life, Katyusha. 00:35:09.332 --> 00:35:13.753 It's all work, social extra-work activities, self-education. 00:35:14.462 --> 00:35:16.547 And no personal life. 00:35:22.220 --> 00:35:24.430 Soon as I'm free - I'll give you a call. 00:35:25.765 --> 00:35:27.099 Comrades! 00:35:27.517 --> 00:35:31.395 We received another signal from the militia. 00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:34.023 And once again it's about Borschov. 00:35:35.233 --> 00:35:37.443 With your permission I'll read it to you. 00:35:37.735 --> 00:35:40.071 - Go ahead, shoot. - Afonya! 00:35:41.364 --> 00:35:43.616 Come out to the stage. 00:35:43.991 --> 00:35:46.285 - Let the good folks see you. - Coming! 00:35:48.454 --> 00:35:49.872 On April 2 this year, 00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:53.084 while on vacation at the 'Gorny Orel' resort home, 00:35:53.292 --> 00:35:55.920 employee of your organization Borschov, 00:35:56.420 --> 00:35:58.297 being in a drunken state, 00:35:58.631 --> 00:36:00.591 was arrested by the local militia 00:36:00.925 --> 00:36:05.346 for jumping and bathing in the fountain in the city square. 00:36:07.098 --> 00:36:11.102 We advise you to discuss Borschov's unworthy conduct 00:36:11.310 --> 00:36:14.730 and administer a public reprimand. 00:36:15.189 --> 00:36:18.401 Chief of local militia dept of the city of Ja... 00:36:19.944 --> 00:36:23.197 Jarobaidy. Captain Tshardzh... 00:36:23.906 --> 00:36:26.909 Tshardzhbridzhi Badzhibayev. 00:36:28.828 --> 00:36:30.913 Well, comrades. 00:36:36.169 --> 00:36:38.337 Any questions to Borschov? 00:36:39.922 --> 00:36:42.133 Show some initiative, comrades! 00:36:54.479 --> 00:36:58.065 Why'd you jump into the fountain? Was it so hot? 00:36:58.608 --> 00:37:00.693 - It was because of a woman. - She was drowning? 00:37:01.110 --> 00:37:03.404 No. There was a bunch of us. 00:37:03.988 --> 00:37:07.033 And she said: 'Bet Voldemar won't jump into the fountain!' 00:37:07.366 --> 00:37:12.163 - So I jumped. - Why you? Why is it always you? 00:37:12.622 --> 00:37:14.665 That Voldemar fellow should've jumped. 00:37:15.374 --> 00:37:18.002 That's what she called me. 00:37:18.294 --> 00:37:20.838 Oh, so I see. Still it's not good, Borschov. 00:37:21.547 --> 00:37:24.801 We gave you a discount on your voucher, - and you! 00:37:25.009 --> 00:37:26.969 - That's not good. - Can't agree more. 00:37:28.346 --> 00:37:30.056 Well, comrades. 00:37:30.515 --> 00:37:33.476 Borschov recognizes the fact of his disorderly conduct. 00:37:34.310 --> 00:37:36.020 Any suggestions? 00:37:36.604 --> 00:37:38.397 Fyodorov! 00:37:38.856 --> 00:37:42.276 I suggest we issue a warning notice, and all go home. 00:37:42.485 --> 00:37:45.238 Good idea. Today they're showing the 6th episode. 00:37:46.447 --> 00:37:49.909 I've already got a 'warning notice'. I don't have the 'severe reprimand'. 00:37:50.117 --> 00:37:51.953 Oh, keep quiet, I know that. 00:37:52.161 --> 00:37:55.665 Comrades. Borschov already has a 'warning notice'. 00:37:56.457 --> 00:37:58.876 He hasn't got a 'severe reprimand'. 00:38:00.211 --> 00:38:02.588 Any suggestions? 00:38:23.151 --> 00:38:25.319 - Who is it? - The Pope in person! 00:38:25.820 --> 00:38:28.656 - Who? - It's the plumber! Open up. 00:38:34.453 --> 00:38:37.373 Hello. Our tap roars like a tiger. 00:38:46.924 --> 00:38:48.926 You don't have to do that. 00:38:50.511 --> 00:38:51.846 I'll mess up your floor. 00:38:54.724 --> 00:38:56.851 Done. It doesn't roar any more. 00:38:58.144 --> 00:39:00.354 - You can use it safely. - Thank you. 00:39:01.439 --> 00:39:02.773 No problem. 00:39:06.652 --> 00:39:10.448 If you need me, just call. I'm A. N. Borschov. 00:39:11.491 --> 00:39:12.825 A. N. Borschov! 00:39:13.910 --> 00:39:15.495 You intend to go barefoot? 00:39:21.083 --> 00:39:22.418 That's what overwork does to you. 00:39:29.258 --> 00:39:31.052 My boy's got 3 conditions. 00:39:31.385 --> 00:39:33.846 Will have to feed the little sponger all summer. 00:39:35.890 --> 00:39:37.475 Life's no easy thing. 00:39:38.142 --> 00:39:39.477 What time is it? 00:39:41.813 --> 00:39:43.689 Young lady, what time is it please? 00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:47.401 - 20 past 17.00. - 20 past 17.00. 00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:53.991 - So where is he? - He promised to be here at 17.00. 00:39:56.327 --> 00:39:57.662 One moment. 00:39:59.038 --> 00:40:00.373 Wanna be the third party? 00:40:01.415 --> 00:40:03.459 - What? - Wanna be third? 00:40:04.001 --> 00:40:06.254 - What? - Oh, go home! 00:40:07.421 --> 00:40:10.258 Afonya! I don't like people like him! 00:40:11.425 --> 00:40:13.344 Unpunctual. 00:40:27.834 --> 00:40:29.169 Shit! 00:40:32.422 --> 00:40:36.260 Afanacy, do you happen to know the UN decision on Honduras? 00:40:38.345 --> 00:40:39.680 You and... who N? 00:40:45.435 --> 00:40:48.063 I've a feeling I live in a cave. 00:40:48.855 --> 00:40:50.232 - Borschov! - I'm not in. 00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:52.484 I'm away on field works. 00:40:53.735 --> 00:40:55.988 Complete isolation. 00:40:57.656 --> 00:40:58.991 Afonya! 00:41:00.242 --> 00:41:02.369 Hey, friend, call Afonya for us, will ya! 00:41:02.828 --> 00:41:04.162 He's not in. 00:41:05.163 --> 00:41:06.498 Where is he? 00:41:07.291 --> 00:41:10.168 - He went away. - Went away? 00:41:11.503 --> 00:41:13.422 He's on fieldworks. 00:41:15.007 --> 00:41:17.759 - I don't fancy the likes of him. - And who's that? 00:41:18.260 --> 00:41:20.387 - And who're you? - Me? 00:41:21.471 --> 00:41:23.599 A relative... Distant. 00:41:26.310 --> 00:41:29.438 Spare us a ruble, relative. Afonya owes me a ruble. 00:41:30.856 --> 00:41:32.733 - 2. - Two! 00:41:35.193 --> 00:41:37.112 A. N. Borschov? 00:41:37.821 --> 00:41:40.157 - May I come in? - Please do. 00:42:08.810 --> 00:42:10.979 Done. You can use it now. 00:42:12.439 --> 00:42:13.774 How much do I owe you? 00:42:14.900 --> 00:42:16.235 Nothing. 00:42:19.488 --> 00:42:22.032 The lack of client complaints - 00:42:22.491 --> 00:42:25.077 is the best reward for a job well done. All the best. 00:42:27.537 --> 00:42:30.499 Eventually we can replace the sink too. 00:42:35.295 --> 00:42:37.422 Borschov! What do you say? 00:42:46.181 --> 00:42:47.516 What is it? 00:42:48.600 --> 00:42:49.935 Need to cut! 00:42:50.394 --> 00:42:52.229 - What about a pipe strap? - No good. 00:42:52.729 --> 00:42:54.231 Call the emergency brigade! 00:42:55.399 --> 00:42:58.360 They are fixing a sewer accident in block 17. You know that. 00:42:58.777 --> 00:43:00.612 That's none of my concern. 00:43:00.988 --> 00:43:02.489 I finished my shift. 00:43:03.031 --> 00:43:05.158 You're the forewoman - you figure it out. 00:43:07.035 --> 00:43:10.872 Good man, what about us? We can't eat, can't drink, 00:43:11.540 --> 00:43:12.874 can't wash our laundry. 00:43:13.834 --> 00:43:16.378 300 apartments are left without water. 00:43:17.629 --> 00:43:20.757 Is this not water? Good enough for drinking and washing. 00:43:21.216 --> 00:43:23.135 You can use it as a swimming pool, grandpa! 00:43:23.677 --> 00:43:26.555 Am I right? And I'm done for today. 00:43:27.472 --> 00:43:29.182 See you tomorrow. Chao! 00:43:29.891 --> 00:43:32.519 - What's your apartment, grandpa? - 27. 00:43:33.562 --> 00:43:35.814 So I've replaced the sink in this one too. 00:43:36.064 --> 00:43:39.401 - Sign here. It won't leak now. - It didn't before. 00:43:39.526 --> 00:43:40.986 It would have. 00:43:41.194 --> 00:43:42.571 It was tin-plate. 00:43:42.779 --> 00:43:45.699 I've changed it for a cast iron - to last for ages. 00:43:46.033 --> 00:43:47.367 Well thank you, but... 00:43:47.701 --> 00:43:50.537 You can't spread 'thank you' over your bread. 00:43:50.996 --> 00:43:52.331 Chao. 00:44:09.848 --> 00:44:11.183 Done. 00:44:12.893 --> 00:44:14.394 You can use it now. 00:44:20.192 --> 00:44:21.860 I don't know how to thank you enough. 00:44:24.363 --> 00:44:25.697 That's nothing. 00:44:26.698 --> 00:44:29.076 - You know who you are? - Who? 00:44:29.368 --> 00:44:30.702 You're Gena the Crocodile. 00:44:33.247 --> 00:44:34.748 As handsome as him? 00:44:36.041 --> 00:44:38.168 No. As generous. 00:44:41.380 --> 00:44:42.756 With time I could 00:44:44.132 --> 00:44:47.511 install a Finnish basin in your bathroom. 00:44:55.018 --> 00:44:58.272 - Ivan! What are you doing? - See for yourself. 00:44:59.064 --> 00:45:00.399 Picking mushrooms. 00:45:02.651 --> 00:45:05.862 I see. 'And I play my harmonica for passersby to see...' 00:45:06.154 --> 00:45:08.865 - Hey there, hazel-eyes! - Hello. 00:45:09.157 --> 00:45:10.909 - How's life? - Fine. 00:45:11.285 --> 00:45:13.453 That's my girl. Keep it up! 00:45:14.788 --> 00:45:16.331 So what's new? 00:45:20.419 --> 00:45:23.088 Ivan! That's no way to do it! 00:45:23.463 --> 00:45:25.549 It's leaning. You should use a plumbrule. 00:45:26.341 --> 00:45:28.594 Why don't you come over here and help. Consultant. 00:45:29.595 --> 00:45:31.638 I can't. I've no time. 00:45:32.264 --> 00:45:34.433 So how's life? Tell me. 00:45:37.936 --> 00:45:39.271 Afanasy. 00:45:40.147 --> 00:45:44.526 Where I work paramedic Fedoseeva had just had twins. 00:45:45.986 --> 00:45:48.363 - No kidding! - Yes. A boy and a girl. 00:45:48.947 --> 00:45:51.617 The girls and I went to buy her a baby pram. 00:45:52.409 --> 00:45:54.578 When we came back, 00:45:55.078 --> 00:45:56.872 they said someone called me. 00:45:57.915 --> 00:46:00.959 - I thought, maybe it was you. - Me? No, I didn't call. 00:46:01.793 --> 00:46:04.546 I went away on fieldworks. Only just come back. 00:46:05.088 --> 00:46:07.174 - I thought it might have been you. - No... 00:46:07.507 --> 00:46:08.842 Just look at them! 00:46:10.302 --> 00:46:13.096 Can't do anything right. Funny. They're doing it for themselves! 00:46:14.264 --> 00:46:16.391 And I thought it was you. 00:46:17.809 --> 00:46:20.270 Give me your hand. Clench your fist. 00:46:22.731 --> 00:46:24.066 Say: beep! 00:46:25.484 --> 00:46:26.818 Louder. 00:46:29.404 --> 00:46:32.032 Hello! It's Gena the Crocodile speaking. 00:46:33.367 --> 00:46:34.868 There, so I called you. 00:46:43.627 --> 00:46:45.337 I don't seem to be feeling well. 00:46:45.879 --> 00:46:47.839 I'd better go lie down. Read some papers. 00:46:48.674 --> 00:46:50.342 Maybe you need medicine? 00:46:50.550 --> 00:46:53.136 No. I prefer 00:46:54.221 --> 00:46:55.555 Homemade remedies to medicine. 00:46:58.934 --> 00:47:01.645 Soon as I get better, I'll call you. 00:47:12.573 --> 00:47:16.577 At the vocational school I used to sing in a choir. 00:47:17.160 --> 00:47:19.705 They were going to send me to a music school. 00:47:23.125 --> 00:47:25.294 I had a 1st degree in volleyball too. 00:47:26.295 --> 00:47:28.046 They recommended me for a master's degree. 00:47:32.718 --> 00:47:36.054 I could be a couch by now. Would travel worldwide. 00:47:39.057 --> 00:47:40.976 If I hadn't quit, that is. 00:47:41.810 --> 00:47:43.729 What's the use... 00:47:44.688 --> 00:47:48.901 Claudia travelled to Hungary. I've been asking her - she saw nothing. 00:47:51.194 --> 00:47:54.656 Went on a shopping spree, bought a wig. That made her happy. 00:47:55.824 --> 00:47:57.618 - For you? - For herself. 00:48:02.164 --> 00:48:04.458 Afanasy, are your parents alive? 00:48:04.791 --> 00:48:07.836 No. My mother died when I was one, 00:48:08.712 --> 00:48:10.631 father was killed in the war. 00:48:10.839 --> 00:48:12.299 You grew up in an orphanage? 00:48:12.591 --> 00:48:15.302 No. My aunt looked after me. 00:48:17.804 --> 00:48:20.140 - She alive? - Auntie Frosya? 00:48:21.850 --> 00:48:23.226 She's alive all right. That's her. 00:48:25.270 --> 00:48:27.189 - And that's you? - Right. 00:48:28.398 --> 00:48:29.733 You're funny. 00:48:30.484 --> 00:48:32.861 She used to call me Magic Horse. 00:48:35.239 --> 00:48:37.616 A good-looking woman. 00:48:39.868 --> 00:48:43.413 Half our village was crazy about her. Only she was a one man woman. 00:48:44.623 --> 00:48:47.668 Her fiancé was killed in the Finnish war - and that was it for her. 00:48:50.462 --> 00:48:52.673 She must have grown older by now. 00:48:54.007 --> 00:48:56.093 Haven't seen her since I went to serve in the army. 00:48:59.221 --> 00:49:01.974 Remind me to send her a postcard, will you? 00:49:02.391 --> 00:49:04.768 I moved here, and I didn't send her my new address. 00:49:09.064 --> 00:49:10.399 Look! 00:49:10.774 --> 00:49:12.109 There's a comet. 00:49:12.734 --> 00:49:14.069 It's only an airplane. 00:49:21.827 --> 00:49:23.161 Afanasy! 00:49:24.496 --> 00:49:29.543 If they'd offered you a planet with any kind of life you choose, - 00:49:30.377 --> 00:49:31.795 what would you choose? 00:49:32.421 --> 00:49:34.506 I'd like one with free beer. 00:49:38.594 --> 00:49:40.512 I'd choose one just like ours. 00:49:41.847 --> 00:49:45.434 Only without wars, hotbeds of tension.... 00:49:46.977 --> 00:49:50.522 So that people would live in peace and accord, and not abuse each other 00:49:51.565 --> 00:49:52.899 for trifling causes. 00:49:54.276 --> 00:49:55.611 Give you an example. 00:49:56.153 --> 00:49:58.363 There's this guy Vasya Solovyev - our tasksetter. 00:49:58.739 --> 00:50:01.658 Him and I spent 2 hours standing in line to buy fresh bloodworm. 00:50:02.284 --> 00:50:04.494 We finally got it, prepared it, - 00:50:05.579 --> 00:50:07.873 and she threw it out into the sewer. 00:50:08.540 --> 00:50:09.875 Who, Solovyev? 00:50:11.418 --> 00:50:12.753 The bloodworm. 00:50:15.130 --> 00:50:16.924 Broke our fishing rods too. 00:50:20.177 --> 00:50:21.511 No. 00:50:22.220 --> 00:50:25.223 I tell you, we haven't achieved all-round sociability. 00:51:08.475 --> 00:51:10.477 Tired, Afonya? 00:51:17.401 --> 00:51:18.735 Yes. 00:51:40.966 --> 00:51:44.511 - Hello, children. - Hello, father. 00:51:45.220 --> 00:51:47.598 Do you do your homework? 00:51:49.891 --> 00:51:51.226 They do. 00:51:52.686 --> 00:51:56.231 You have to study. You can't get nowhere without education today. 00:51:58.734 --> 00:52:01.278 There you go. 00:52:02.237 --> 00:52:07.451 - Borschov! Drop by the office. - What? 00:52:07.784 --> 00:52:09.244 Vladimir Nikolayevich wants to see you. 00:52:10.370 --> 00:52:11.705 What for? 00:52:12.122 --> 00:52:13.457 There's been a report from the militia. 00:52:13.790 --> 00:52:15.459 You're charged with organizing a fight in a dance hall. 00:52:18.170 --> 00:52:20.923 When do you have the time for all this, Borschov? 00:52:21.548 --> 00:52:24.551 Jumping into fountains, fighting in dance halls? 00:52:27.804 --> 00:52:29.139 Comrades, 00:52:31.308 --> 00:52:34.102 does anyone have questions to Borschov? 00:52:36.855 --> 00:52:38.774 Show some initiative, comrades. 00:52:39.441 --> 00:52:41.526 We're wasting our own time. 00:52:45.155 --> 00:52:47.950 - Your turn to make a speech. - Comrades! On what topic? 00:52:48.283 --> 00:52:50.077 - Pipes. - Comrades! 00:52:50.494 --> 00:52:53.705 For 3 months 1-inch pipes have been lying useless in the yard, 00:52:53.956 --> 00:52:57.000 and Voronkov doesn't give a damn. And it's winter soon. 00:52:57.292 --> 00:53:00.337 Get your sleigh ready in the summer... 00:53:00.837 --> 00:53:03.173 - Where would I get the workers? - Voronkov! 00:53:03.924 --> 00:53:05.842 Don't sidetrack the meeting! 00:53:06.593 --> 00:53:10.889 What do you suggest on the Borschov case? 00:53:11.723 --> 00:53:13.267 Now about Borschov. 00:53:14.184 --> 00:53:15.560 What about Borschov? 00:53:15.727 --> 00:53:17.562 I think he deserves an honorable mention. 00:53:17.896 --> 00:53:20.691 - Afonya? Whatever for? - For a noble attitude to women. 00:53:21.024 --> 00:53:23.986 Vladimir Ivanovich, let's not keep the meeting waiting! 00:53:26.029 --> 00:53:28.448 Borschov? Maybe an honorable mention? 00:53:31.493 --> 00:53:32.995 A mention? 00:53:33.579 --> 00:53:34.913 What for? 00:53:36.582 --> 00:53:39.376 Comrades! This way we won't be through until next morning. 00:53:40.002 --> 00:53:41.461 It's such a trifling issue, 00:53:41.962 --> 00:53:44.298 and we are wasting so much time. 00:53:45.924 --> 00:53:48.427 Go ahead, Vostryakova. And no more jokes. 00:53:48.802 --> 00:53:50.262 I'm not in the mood. 00:53:50.470 --> 00:53:52.973 What is happening with us? 00:53:53.265 --> 00:53:56.143 Our comrade is going downhill, and we are laughing. 00:53:56.435 --> 00:53:58.604 Goes downhill? He goes dancing! 00:53:59.187 --> 00:54:01.189 - You see what I mean. - Quiet! 00:54:01.940 --> 00:54:04.693 Quiet, comrades! Go on, Lyudmila Ivanovna. 00:54:05.068 --> 00:54:06.987 - Go on! - What? 00:54:07.487 --> 00:54:10.282 - Suggest a community sanction. - What for? 00:54:10.407 --> 00:54:12.576 We have to respond to the signal. 00:54:12.826 --> 00:54:17.164 That's the thing. No one really cares what happens to Borschov. 00:54:17.581 --> 00:54:20.125 We all want to run home to watch TV. 00:54:20.834 --> 00:54:22.669 Meanwhile, before our very eyes, 00:54:22.961 --> 00:54:26.214 a working man is turning into a hooligan and a drunkard. 00:54:26.673 --> 00:54:29.301 - He's a disgrace to look at. - Don't look. 00:54:29.718 --> 00:54:32.763 I can't avoid it. Yesterday he left the scene of an accident. 00:54:33.388 --> 00:54:37.935 300 apartments, 3 blocks were left without water. He left ruthlessly. 00:54:38.769 --> 00:54:40.437 I didn't sign up for working overtime. 00:54:40.854 --> 00:54:43.148 All you can think of - 00:54:43.565 --> 00:54:46.360 is get a tip from the tenant and get stoned. 00:54:46.652 --> 00:54:48.820 You're a Neanderthal man! 00:54:49.112 --> 00:54:51.448 - A who? - A Neanderthal! 00:54:52.491 --> 00:54:54.326 I'm Fantomas. 00:54:56.161 --> 00:54:57.496 Borschov! 00:54:58.330 --> 00:55:01.959 Can you prove by facts that Borschov accepted cash from tenants? 00:55:02.292 --> 00:55:04.795 What other facts do you need? 00:55:05.087 --> 00:55:08.173 Look at him scoffing at us! 00:55:08.423 --> 00:55:11.510 Satisfied, as fat as butter, the world-beater! 00:55:12.803 --> 00:55:14.763 I don't need to sit on a diet. 00:55:15.305 --> 00:55:18.392 I'm not eager to get married. At 42. 00:55:19.268 --> 00:55:20.602 What? 00:55:35.450 --> 00:55:36.785 Really now... 00:55:37.536 --> 00:55:39.454 What shall we do with you, Borschov? 00:55:41.582 --> 00:55:43.834 I suggest we give Borschov the sack. 00:55:46.003 --> 00:55:47.337 For what? 00:55:48.255 --> 00:55:49.590 For everything. 00:55:49.798 --> 00:55:52.509 Because of your likes normal people can't live in peace. 00:55:53.385 --> 00:55:55.470 My sister's husband Fedul, 00:55:56.013 --> 00:55:58.348 your pal, squandered away all his dough on booze. 00:55:59.224 --> 00:56:01.727 He beats up his wife, his son. 00:56:02.477 --> 00:56:04.396 Yet you still want to make a man out of him. 00:56:04.855 --> 00:56:07.024 I suggest that we fire Borshov. 00:56:13.071 --> 00:56:15.532 Which way is better: like this, or like this? 00:56:19.244 --> 00:56:22.497 Don't crumple it. Claudia brought it from Riga for me. 00:56:23.332 --> 00:56:25.667 Hey there! Nice weather, ein't it? 00:56:30.255 --> 00:56:32.090 Why're you so jolly today? 00:56:32.758 --> 00:56:34.092 No special reason. 00:56:34.426 --> 00:56:36.595 I've been promoted to a management position. 00:56:44.311 --> 00:56:45.646 I'm away on fieldworks. 00:56:53.153 --> 00:56:54.488 Hello. 00:56:55.155 --> 00:56:57.532 - Is the tenant home? - He went away on fieldworks. 00:56:58.659 --> 00:57:00.202 - Long ago? - That's right. 00:57:00.410 --> 00:57:02.579 I saw him in the window just now. 00:57:03.747 --> 00:57:05.457 Oh really? That's strange. 00:57:06.333 --> 00:57:10.003 Perhaps he slipped past me unnoticed. Come in. 00:57:14.716 --> 00:57:16.051 Oh, you've come back then! 00:57:17.302 --> 00:57:19.763 I've been in the kitchen. Must've missed you. 00:57:20.138 --> 00:57:21.974 Afanasy, when did you come back? 00:57:22.307 --> 00:57:24.142 - Yesterday. - Really? 00:57:26.019 --> 00:57:27.354 Excuse me. 00:57:30.107 --> 00:57:33.819 Well, Borschov, so you've decided to keep your head down? 00:57:34.695 --> 00:57:36.655 Why? I simply decided to take a break. 00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:40.409 - Don't I have the right? - Of course you do. 00:57:40.742 --> 00:57:42.202 - Made in Leningrad? - Saratov. 00:57:43.870 --> 00:57:45.789 Look at that. They've finally mastered the tricks of the trade. 00:57:46.915 --> 00:57:49.251 - Taking a break, eh? - That's right, sir. 00:57:49.918 --> 00:57:52.838 My woman sais: Go up to Afonya, talk to him. 00:57:53.297 --> 00:57:56.133 After today's meeting he's bound to go on drinking bout. 00:57:57.426 --> 00:57:59.261 So you've come to lecture me? 00:57:59.886 --> 00:58:02.514 Why lecture? Thought I'd drop by for no reason. 00:58:04.057 --> 00:58:06.476 Don't you have a TV set? 00:58:06.977 --> 00:58:10.063 Nope. No radio either. And I don't subscribe to newspapers. 00:58:11.106 --> 00:58:13.609 - That's my boy, a hero. - No, you are the heroes. 00:58:14.985 --> 00:58:18.906 Demoted a 4th degree mechanic to an odd-jobber, and are happy now. 00:58:19.823 --> 00:58:21.617 Nobody's happy. 00:58:21.950 --> 00:58:24.244 You've got to understand: the people want to help you. 00:58:24.494 --> 00:58:28.624 Help me? Why does everyone want to help me? 00:58:29.625 --> 00:58:32.502 I don't barge into people's lives, I let everyone live. 00:58:33.921 --> 00:58:36.506 I won't care if they walk on their heads. 00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:39.635 - They do just that. - So what do I care? 00:58:40.510 --> 00:58:41.970 Care for some macaroni with cheese? 00:58:42.596 --> 00:58:44.014 No, thank you, I've already had dinner. 00:58:44.306 --> 00:58:46.350 - How about some tea? - That I might. 00:58:46.558 --> 00:58:47.893 Thank you. 00:58:53.023 --> 00:58:55.859 You know what's your worst quality, Borschov? 00:58:56.526 --> 00:58:58.987 You are indifferent. 00:59:00.489 --> 00:59:02.491 What's so bad about that? 00:59:03.116 --> 00:59:05.452 I'm indifferent. Kolya here is henpecked. 00:59:05.786 --> 00:59:08.914 You are beetle-browed. We are all different. So what? 00:59:12.292 --> 00:59:14.253 I read in a book, 00:59:15.629 --> 00:59:18.882 that you shouldn't as much fear traitors and murderers, - 00:59:20.050 --> 00:59:22.761 because all they can do is betray or kill, - 00:59:23.887 --> 00:59:25.847 as those indifferent. 00:59:26.431 --> 00:59:30.060 It's with their silent connivance that all crimes are committed. 00:59:30.936 --> 00:59:34.606 Same old story. What do all of you want from me? 00:59:35.148 --> 00:59:36.733 Am I any worse than all the rest? 00:59:37.234 --> 00:59:41.738 Don't others take tips or drink? Do all of them have wings? 00:59:41.947 --> 00:59:44.741 Why don't you leave the others alone? Think about yourself. 00:59:45.784 --> 00:59:47.286 Look at yourself! 00:59:47.578 --> 00:59:49.830 Comrade, you are wrong there. 00:59:53.292 --> 00:59:56.587 Every individual first of all has to think about the society, 00:59:57.838 --> 01:00:01.258 and only then - about himself and his place in it. 01:00:02.509 --> 01:00:06.179 Your philosophy will lead us nowhere. 01:00:11.393 --> 01:00:12.936 This is what I say, Borschov. 01:00:13.895 --> 01:00:16.273 In building 4 you had replaced a Finnish sink 01:00:16.607 --> 01:00:18.442 with a rusty old one. 01:00:20.152 --> 01:00:23.530 If by tomorrow you won't put it back in place,- you will be fired. 01:00:24.615 --> 01:00:26.033 All philosophy aside. 01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:53.060 A. N. Borschov? Hello. 01:00:53.518 --> 01:00:54.853 Hello. 01:00:55.687 --> 01:00:57.814 You are a magician, A. N. Borschov. 01:00:59.024 --> 01:01:01.443 - Ellen, what floor? - 7. 01:01:01.652 --> 01:01:03.320 Lena, do you have the keys? 01:01:03.528 --> 01:01:07.407 Yes. Ivan, I want you to meet A. N. Borschov in person. 01:01:07.866 --> 01:01:10.702 Oh, Gena the Crocodile! Nice to meet you. Orlov. 01:01:11.828 --> 01:01:14.623 - Borschov. - Look at the sink he brought us. 01:01:15.249 --> 01:01:17.334 Wonderful. How much do we owe you? 01:01:17.751 --> 01:01:20.879 A.N. Borschov works for free. He's an altruist. 01:01:21.296 --> 01:01:23.757 Altruists can do with money too. 01:01:24.091 --> 01:01:27.219 They have wives too. That enough? 01:01:28.220 --> 01:01:30.305 - Do we go or don't we, bros? - We sure do. 01:01:31.181 --> 01:01:34.393 There's some more. And we'll install it tomorrow, right? 01:01:34.643 --> 01:01:39.022 I'll be working at home. Thank you. Good bye. 01:01:44.403 --> 01:01:47.322 Why isn't brother Borschov joining us? A. N. Borschov, come on in. 01:01:47.573 --> 01:01:52.077 He's got work to do. Good bye, Gena the Crocodile. 01:02:08.010 --> 01:02:11.638 Oh my darling, oh my darling, 01:02:12.764 --> 01:02:16.268 You stop leaning on your dove! 01:02:17.102 --> 01:02:20.397 Oh my dove, oh my dove, 01:02:21.064 --> 01:02:24.693 I'm so terribly in love! 01:02:51.303 --> 01:02:52.638 There you go, my friend. 01:02:53.055 --> 01:02:54.598 One more time, mother! 01:02:58.143 --> 01:02:59.478 Up! 01:02:59.895 --> 01:03:03.774 Cut the yelling, cut the scolding, 01:03:05.067 --> 01:03:08.528 I won't hide and I won't run, 01:03:09.571 --> 01:03:12.783 I am young, my heart is yearning, 01:03:14.076 --> 01:03:17.579 I just wanna have some fun! 01:03:40.894 --> 01:03:43.188 Katyusha, there's someone asking for you. 01:03:54.908 --> 01:03:56.410 - Oh! - Hello. 01:03:59.663 --> 01:04:01.206 You receive guests? 01:04:02.708 --> 01:04:06.211 - What kind of jam do you prefer? - Any kind. 01:04:09.715 --> 01:04:11.967 There's blueberry jam. I made it myself. Want some? 01:04:12.426 --> 01:04:13.760 I do. 01:04:16.471 --> 01:04:19.558 We've honey too. Mother brought some from Kuban. You like honey? 01:04:20.183 --> 01:04:22.311 - Where is your mother now? - She's on her shift. 01:04:22.686 --> 01:04:24.438 She works as a train conductor. 01:04:25.105 --> 01:04:28.191 Don't you worry, Afanasy. Everything's going to be just fine! 01:04:28.525 --> 01:04:30.611 What's important is that you're a good man, 01:04:30.944 --> 01:04:32.529 and all mistakes can be corrected. 01:04:33.614 --> 01:04:35.908 You should come to your senses. 01:04:37.451 --> 01:04:41.204 If I'd known you would come - I'd make a mushroom pie. 01:04:41.371 --> 01:04:42.706 Katerina. 01:04:44.207 --> 01:04:46.209 Would you marry me? 01:04:48.503 --> 01:04:49.838 Would you? 01:04:52.883 --> 01:04:54.676 For that you have to love me, don't you? 01:05:14.112 --> 01:05:15.447 Afanasy. 01:05:19.451 --> 01:05:20.786 If you like, 01:05:21.703 --> 01:05:24.081 on Saturday we could go sailing. 01:05:26.375 --> 01:05:28.585 Where I work this paramedic, Shagar, 01:05:29.628 --> 01:05:31.880 has a 2nd degree in yachting sport. 01:05:33.548 --> 01:05:35.175 I'll ask him, and he'll take us for a ride. 01:05:37.135 --> 01:05:38.470 Would you like that? 01:05:43.558 --> 01:05:46.937 Next summer we can sail along the Yenisei river. 01:05:47.813 --> 01:05:49.147 Go camping. 01:05:50.482 --> 01:05:53.902 I saw it on TV - beautiful nature, rapids. 01:05:57.781 --> 01:05:59.116 We might as well. 01:06:10.669 --> 01:06:12.004 Afanasy. 01:06:14.047 --> 01:06:15.632 You have a wrinkle, 01:06:16.717 --> 01:06:18.135 right on your nose bridge. 01:06:22.848 --> 01:06:24.725 It's like a little ray. 01:06:27.436 --> 01:06:28.770 One over here too. 01:06:30.147 --> 01:06:31.481 We're getting old. 01:06:32.941 --> 01:06:34.276 No. 01:06:37.029 --> 01:06:39.364 It's because you like to laugh. 01:06:40.490 --> 01:06:43.035 When someone's funny and jolly, 01:06:43.368 --> 01:06:45.829 they have wrinkles around the eyes. 01:06:46.204 --> 01:06:49.958 Jolly. I sure feel like jumping with joy. 01:07:04.097 --> 01:07:06.433 Afanasy, I was thinking. 01:07:09.311 --> 01:07:11.980 Where I work there's this girl, 01:07:16.485 --> 01:07:18.654 Sonya Ryabinkina, 01:07:19.029 --> 01:07:20.656 she was also judged by the collective. 01:07:21.573 --> 01:07:23.283 But it was her own fault. 01:07:24.493 --> 01:07:26.036 She was rude with doctors. 01:07:26.703 --> 01:07:28.830 She never wore her cap when on shifts. 01:07:29.581 --> 01:07:33.710 Never took part in social extra-work activities. 01:07:37.089 --> 01:07:40.592 But then she came to her senses. 01:07:42.427 --> 01:07:44.012 Now you wouldn't recognize her. 01:07:44.638 --> 01:07:47.182 She's always polite. Wears her white cap at all times. 01:07:48.392 --> 01:07:51.645 She even started writing poems for the wall newspaper. 01:07:52.104 --> 01:07:55.691 About influenza, encephalitic... 01:07:59.236 --> 01:08:02.823 Main thing is to come to one's senses. Right? 01:08:21.925 --> 01:08:23.260 It's five o'clock. 01:08:24.428 --> 01:08:25.887 I have to be going, Katyusha. 01:08:26.305 --> 01:08:28.015 Have to meet my aunt. 01:08:30.142 --> 01:08:32.561 My aunt is coming to visit from the village. 01:08:35.606 --> 01:08:39.818 Afanasy, would you like me to come with you? 01:08:40.611 --> 01:08:42.404 No, Katyusha. It's cold outside. 01:08:44.114 --> 01:08:46.950 Katyusha, was I very drunk last night? 01:08:49.953 --> 01:08:54.833 You see, we kinda celebrated Yevdokimov's retirement... 01:09:00.130 --> 01:09:01.465 Afanasy. 01:09:03.383 --> 01:09:05.218 They're sending me to Afrika. 01:09:07.179 --> 01:09:11.808 They've built a new hospital there With up-to-date equipment. 01:09:13.226 --> 01:09:15.395 3 people were supposed to go: 01:09:15.854 --> 01:09:18.231 Anna Ivanovna, Ryabinkina and me. 01:09:20.692 --> 01:09:23.153 Now I don't know whether I should go or not. 01:09:26.073 --> 01:09:28.408 Katya. What shift are you working today? 01:09:28.951 --> 01:09:31.370 - The second shift. - I'll give you a call, right? 01:09:31.870 --> 01:09:33.997 Deal, hazel-eyes? 01:09:44.216 --> 01:09:45.550 Afonya! 01:09:49.972 --> 01:09:51.390 Afonya, bosom buddy! 01:09:56.186 --> 01:09:59.147 - Afonya! - He's not in. 01:10:02.067 --> 01:10:04.403 - Afonya! - I'm telling you, he's not in. 01:10:06.613 --> 01:10:08.198 And who are you? 01:10:08.490 --> 01:10:10.784 Go get some sleep. You're drunk! 01:10:21.003 --> 01:10:24.047 Why won't you stay for some more? We'll buy us a TV set. 01:10:24.715 --> 01:10:26.049 I can't. 01:10:27.009 --> 01:10:29.469 Afanasy, I told you I can't. 01:10:30.804 --> 01:10:34.099 My son's coming back from the army. What example will I show him? 01:10:35.350 --> 01:10:37.477 So I'll apologize. No big deal. 01:10:38.270 --> 01:10:40.355 There's no harm in it for me. 01:10:40.731 --> 01:10:43.442 There, let's sit for the road. 01:10:47.613 --> 01:10:49.573 Maybe I should get married? 01:10:52.075 --> 01:10:53.410 I don't know. 01:10:55.370 --> 01:10:57.247 I really don't know, Afanasy. 01:10:59.499 --> 01:11:02.502 A man has to decide his own life. 01:11:03.086 --> 01:11:05.964 - Wait, let's talk some more. - I can't. Have to go. 01:11:07.215 --> 01:11:11.261 I still need to drop my things at home on my way to work. 01:11:12.054 --> 01:11:13.388 You forgot your hat. 01:11:14.014 --> 01:11:16.391 No problem. It's my contribution. 01:11:17.309 --> 01:11:20.228 Afanasy, I wrote down 01:11:21.563 --> 01:11:23.023 my address for you. 01:11:24.775 --> 01:11:27.236 Drop by my place sometime. 01:11:28.362 --> 01:11:31.198 - Promise! - I will. 01:11:35.160 --> 01:11:37.746 Best when Claudia is not at home. 01:11:39.873 --> 01:11:42.000 She saw your portrait and... 01:11:42.376 --> 01:11:43.710 Well, you know. 01:11:44.419 --> 01:11:46.880 Thank you, Afanasy. Thank you for everything. 01:11:48.215 --> 01:11:49.549 Good bye. 01:11:59.017 --> 01:12:00.602 Good luck! 01:12:38.473 --> 01:12:40.809 Hello, aunt Frosya. 01:12:48.901 --> 01:12:51.361 Hello, Magic Horse! 01:12:52.654 --> 01:12:56.408 I'm making you a shirt to wear on September 1. 01:13:03.248 --> 01:13:06.335 For that you've ruined your only dress! 01:13:09.504 --> 01:13:11.006 It's no use anyway. 01:13:13.300 --> 01:13:15.093 Relative! 01:13:16.011 --> 01:13:17.971 Relative! 01:13:19.890 --> 01:13:22.142 Gimme a ruble, relative! 01:13:23.435 --> 01:13:26.688 Afonya owes me a ruble. 01:13:44.790 --> 01:13:46.375 Katyusha, we're here. 01:13:50.462 --> 01:13:52.297 What's wrong with you? 01:13:57.177 --> 01:14:00.555 - Lena, did they discharge Fedoseeva? - Not yet. 01:14:07.604 --> 01:14:08.939 Katyusha! 01:14:11.358 --> 01:14:13.318 - Someone called you. - Who? 01:14:13.735 --> 01:14:15.070 A man. 01:14:21.285 --> 01:14:23.078 Hey there, rabbits! 01:15:17.382 --> 01:15:19.217 He's not in, young lady. He left. 01:15:20.719 --> 01:15:22.471 - Where to? - To a village. 01:15:24.181 --> 01:15:26.224 - Oh, on fieldworks? - He left for good. 01:15:29.478 --> 01:15:30.812 How? 01:15:41.448 --> 01:15:42.783 Hello. 01:15:45.160 --> 01:15:46.495 Hello. 01:15:52.167 --> 01:15:53.502 Hello! 01:15:56.255 --> 01:15:57.589 Hello there. 01:16:15.524 --> 01:16:16.858 Afonya! 01:16:20.320 --> 01:16:22.281 Afonya! Let's go home! 01:16:23.282 --> 01:16:27.661 - I'm talking to you! - Be right there. 01:16:27.995 --> 01:16:30.247 I've been hearing it since this morning. 01:16:30.622 --> 01:16:31.957 Hurry up! 01:16:33.792 --> 01:16:35.127 Coming. 01:16:43.594 --> 01:16:46.972 What, you fancy my steel stallion? 01:16:48.015 --> 01:16:49.349 Want to swap? 01:16:50.976 --> 01:16:54.396 I give you my horse, you give me your cap. 01:16:56.023 --> 01:16:57.357 Fidget? 01:17:00.402 --> 01:17:01.737 Boar? 01:17:05.532 --> 01:17:06.867 Wait... 01:17:09.578 --> 01:17:10.913 Wait, wait. 01:17:11.955 --> 01:17:13.832 Turn your side to me. 01:17:15.667 --> 01:17:19.546 In the darkest forest, in the darkest forest... 01:17:21.548 --> 01:17:22.883 Magic Horse! 01:17:24.718 --> 01:17:26.970 - Magic Horse! - Fidget. 01:17:35.604 --> 01:17:38.774 Ask to be dismissed of my own free will - coma - 01:17:39.107 --> 01:17:41.026 papers to be sent to Borschov - coma - 01:17:41.902 --> 01:17:44.446 I give up my apartment. A. N. Borschov. 01:17:45.405 --> 01:17:47.157 Thank you, Nadyusha. 01:17:49.576 --> 01:17:51.495 You plan to work here? 01:17:52.829 --> 01:17:55.082 - Maybe. - Not maybe. For sure! 01:17:55.540 --> 01:17:58.794 You know who this is? Professor of plumbing engineering! 01:17:59.294 --> 01:18:01.046 By the way, he's single. 01:18:01.755 --> 01:18:03.674 Give us a smile, Lescheva. 01:18:04.383 --> 01:18:05.968 You know what teeth she's got? 01:18:06.176 --> 01:18:08.053 She can bite a nail in half! 01:18:25.571 --> 01:18:29.366 Yelizaveta! Magic Horse is back! My bosom buddy. 01:18:29.658 --> 01:18:31.743 - Hello. - Hello! 01:18:32.244 --> 01:18:36.582 - Don't be late! - Don't worry! He doesn't drink. 01:18:36.957 --> 01:18:39.042 - He's got allergy! - What? 01:18:39.334 --> 01:18:41.420 Allergy! 01:18:43.839 --> 01:18:46.550 We'll go fishing. I bought a bike. 01:18:46.842 --> 01:18:50.178 Only it's hush-hush for Yelizaveta. While she's in Fedot's henhouse. 01:18:50.429 --> 01:18:52.598 - I will plow... - I will plow... 01:18:52.848 --> 01:18:57.561 - I will till the land! - I will till the land! 01:18:58.687 --> 01:19:01.565 - Ivan Ivanov! Remember him? - You bet. 01:19:02.024 --> 01:19:04.610 Every morning Ivan Ivanov takes his stupid pants off! 01:19:04.818 --> 01:19:07.404 Every night the same old man puts his pants back on again. 01:19:07.696 --> 01:19:10.157 Wait till I get you! Cockroach's tit! 01:19:10.949 --> 01:19:14.411 To think how many years I've sent down the drain in the city! 01:19:14.745 --> 01:19:17.414 - Now we'll start from scratch! - You bet! 01:19:17.664 --> 01:19:20.459 - In the darkest forest! - In the darkest forest! 01:19:32.846 --> 01:19:34.681 When? 01:19:36.099 --> 01:19:37.726 It's been over a year now. 01:19:40.062 --> 01:19:42.189 I thought you knew. 01:19:44.274 --> 01:19:47.527 We sent you a telegram. Didn't you receive it? 01:19:49.571 --> 01:19:50.906 I don't understand. 01:19:53.533 --> 01:19:55.535 I'll go get the key. 01:20:47.546 --> 01:20:48.880 Hope I'm not interfering. 01:20:55.554 --> 01:20:56.888 Who're you? 01:21:00.892 --> 01:21:04.563 I'm Egor Leschev. You don't remember me? 01:21:08.275 --> 01:21:09.610 Uncle Egor. 01:21:11.778 --> 01:21:14.281 Come in, uncle Egor. Sit down. 01:21:14.823 --> 01:21:17.034 Oh, no. I've just dropped by for a sec. 01:21:27.336 --> 01:21:29.796 That's how it is, uncle Egor. So I've come back. 01:21:31.381 --> 01:21:34.551 Well, come into possession of the inheritance. 01:21:36.929 --> 01:21:39.014 This is Frosya's archive. 01:21:40.307 --> 01:21:42.392 I kept it just in case. 01:21:44.645 --> 01:21:46.939 Papers for the house. 01:21:49.816 --> 01:21:55.864 Account book. She saved 87 rubles in your name. 01:21:58.075 --> 01:21:59.409 Bonds. 01:22:02.663 --> 01:22:05.165 Letters written by Kolya, your father. 01:22:06.208 --> 01:22:07.542 Thank you. 01:22:11.713 --> 01:22:13.548 His death notice. 01:22:18.971 --> 01:22:20.305 Your letters. 01:22:22.182 --> 01:22:24.101 Read'em, they're good letters. 01:22:25.769 --> 01:22:28.355 Frosya wrote them to herself. 01:22:30.107 --> 01:22:31.733 - How? - Very simple. 01:22:34.403 --> 01:22:38.240 She would write a letter, slip it into a mailbox in Leshevka village, 01:22:38.574 --> 01:22:41.034 then receive it at this end, and read it to us. 01:22:45.038 --> 01:22:47.249 Everyone knew, of course, 01:22:48.333 --> 01:22:50.294 but didn't show it. 01:22:51.962 --> 01:22:53.630 She loved you. 01:22:54.756 --> 01:22:59.011 She sure did. She passed away right here, by the window. 01:23:01.096 --> 01:23:02.431 Never got tired of waiting for you. 01:23:31.376 --> 01:23:32.711 The number! 01:23:33.128 --> 01:23:35.464 - The number? - Give me the phone number. 01:23:36.256 --> 01:23:38.091 - Hospital. - What hospital? 01:23:38.342 --> 01:23:40.218 I need the phone number. 01:23:41.345 --> 01:23:43.388 A shot of Vodka - that's 50, 5-0, and then... 01:23:44.264 --> 01:23:46.767 4? Or 6? 01:23:51.730 --> 01:23:53.482 Nadyusha, the client forgot the number. 01:23:55.400 --> 01:23:56.944 Forgetful fellow. 01:23:57.903 --> 01:24:00.322 Will you give it a try through the register-office? 01:24:00.948 --> 01:24:02.991 A personal favor. 01:24:04.660 --> 01:24:07.246 Thank you, Nadyusha. The address! Quick! 01:24:08.956 --> 01:24:11.500 - Mine? - Of your fiancé. 01:24:17.130 --> 01:24:18.590 It's near a monastery. 01:24:19.549 --> 01:24:21.635 A 2-storey house. 01:24:21.969 --> 01:24:23.762 Do you at least know her name? 01:24:24.304 --> 01:24:25.973 - I do. - Well? 01:24:27.182 --> 01:24:29.142 Snegireva Yekaterina. 01:24:29.726 --> 01:24:33.397 Nadyusha, sweetie! Try to find her for me. City hospital. 01:24:33.647 --> 01:24:37.609 First 4 digits are: 50-50. Name Snegireva Yekaterina. 01:24:38.694 --> 01:24:40.028 I'm waiting. 01:24:42.864 --> 01:24:44.741 - Will she find her? - She will. 01:24:52.541 --> 01:24:53.875 Hello. Yes. 01:24:55.377 --> 01:24:56.920 - She's out. - Where is she? 01:24:57.963 --> 01:25:00.507 Where is she, if you please? 01:25:02.217 --> 01:25:03.885 I see. Thank you. 01:25:07.681 --> 01:25:09.516 She left. 01:25:12.894 --> 01:25:16.148 Once a daring maple In a maple grove 01:25:16.732 --> 01:25:20.319 With a stunning birch Fell hopelessly in love... 01:25:21.820 --> 01:25:25.282 Attention! Departure of flight number 302 01:25:25.824 --> 01:25:30.329 Verhnye Yamki - Petrozavodsk is delayed due to... 01:25:30.871 --> 01:25:35.792 Touch me and caress me With your tender branch. 01:25:36.168 --> 01:25:39.463 Now I stand here dying For your loving touch. 01:25:40.297 --> 01:25:43.425 Answer me, my darling, I love you so much. 01:25:45.135 --> 01:25:48.680 But the dashing whirlwind Heard the song of love, 01:25:49.431 --> 01:25:52.893 He sent thunder coming On the maple grove. 01:25:53.477 --> 01:25:56.980 And the feeble maple Lost the fearful fight, 01:25:57.773 --> 01:26:00.776 Just his farewell love song Lingers in the night. 01:26:05.656 --> 01:26:07.950 I want to change my ticket. 01:26:09.451 --> 01:26:10.786 Again? 01:26:29.513 --> 01:26:33.934 How I dream to build a castle, 01:26:36.311 --> 01:26:40.315 A splendid crystal castle, 01:26:43.652 --> 01:26:46.196 For my very lovely princess, 01:26:47.155 --> 01:26:51.618 I'd become the good magician that would work for you. 01:26:57.291 --> 01:26:58.625 Cause it's only in a fairytale, 01:27:00.127 --> 01:27:02.879 Yes it's only in a fairytale, 01:27:04.089 --> 01:27:05.591 That thing happen 01:27:07.217 --> 01:27:09.011 Like you want them to. 01:27:10.512 --> 01:27:15.350 It is only in a fairytale 01:27:17.561 --> 01:27:21.231 That all your dreams come true. 01:27:28.655 --> 01:27:31.033 May I see your passport, young man? 01:27:41.126 --> 01:27:42.628 Ticket please? 01:27:51.970 --> 01:27:55.265 You were going to fly to Murmansk, then to Petrozavodsk. 01:27:55.724 --> 01:27:57.559 Now - Cherepovets? 01:27:58.060 --> 01:28:01.396 - So is it all the same to you? - Looks like it. 01:28:02.481 --> 01:28:04.024 Who are we running away from? 01:28:05.067 --> 01:28:06.401 From myself. 01:28:07.194 --> 01:28:09.112 You can run away from yourself, 01:28:10.239 --> 01:28:12.241 but not from the militia. 01:28:12.991 --> 01:28:14.618 Follow me, mister. 01:28:14.952 --> 01:28:20.374 Transit flight Zavyalovsk - Cherepovets has just landed. 01:28:21.124 --> 01:28:23.835 Passengers are requested to board. 01:28:25.879 --> 01:28:28.215 Mister! Follow me. 01:28:28.882 --> 01:28:30.217 What's the problem anyway? 01:28:33.178 --> 01:28:36.056 This is not your passport, young man. 01:28:36.640 --> 01:28:37.975 Whose is it? 01:28:39.559 --> 01:28:41.937 Look here. 01:28:44.398 --> 01:28:46.024 Now here. 01:28:49.152 --> 01:28:51.488 Well? Do you find any resemblance? 01:28:54.491 --> 01:28:55.826 How about - like this? 01:29:12.676 --> 01:29:14.720 My apologies. 01:29:26.982 --> 01:29:28.317 Afanasy! 01:29:36.408 --> 01:29:37.993 Someone called. 01:29:38.535 --> 01:29:40.203 I thought it might have been you.